Monday, June 7, 2010

Two Dog Pond Necklace Contest - Pucker Up

This weeks necklace contest image is complements of Lori from Kansas. Don't you just love it? Here's the contest: You think of something clever to go with this picture and submit it here. If you think of something else clever tomorrow - submit it here. If you wake up in the middle of the night with a clever thought - submit it here. On Friday (unless Blogger is down again on Friday...) a winner will be chosen and rewarded with a soldered glass pendant of the above image with your freaking clever saying on it on a 24" ball chain.
This is Lori and her family. She ordered a custom necklace for the momma with their baby pictures. Lori sent me this picture with a card that said "My mom adores her new necklace. Thank you for making such a special gift. I included a picture of the "babies" with mom. Everyone loves how it turned out."
Thanks, Lori - for the kind words that just allowed me a bit of shameless self-promotion!
Now put on your clever thinking caps and start entering my awesome contest!


she dreams big! said...

Then we better start drinking!

she dreams big! said...

No wait! I thought of a couple more!

And the lips that DON'T touch liquor will NOT touch yours!

Quick! Give me a shot and make it a double!

Coloradolady said...

What about the rest of your bodies??? Pucker up!!!

Jenny said...

Thank goodness!

Jenny said...


oh' boy said...

it's 5 o'clock somewhere

Unknown said...

Thank heavens for body shots then!

bahahhahaha, i crack myself up ;)

Leah said...

lips that touch mine will never need liquor.


my lips are sealed.


lips that touch beer shall come over here.

Chickens in the Basement said...

Pass the Scotch!

The Summer Kitchen Girls said...

oh Leah....lips that touch beer - good one!!
We were thinking
"get one down, pass it around...."

who could forget 99 bottles of beer on the wall?!!

Linda M. Cain said...

Oh, this is just too stinkin' cute!

Unknown said...

News Flash Ladies....There are no Beer Goggles known to man strong enough to make us want to touch those lips.

Unknown said...

Chicken Lips!!

Unknown said...

The scene: a group of happy drunk men holding their bottles by a sign that reads:

DEAL!! Your daughters are much prettier and more fun, anyways!!


Cinder said...

Hip, Hip, Hooray for the 21st Amendment!


Repeal the 18th Amendment!


Repeal Prohibition!

Anonymous said...

The inception of "for medicinal purposes"

Pucker up and say "Cheers!"

The Killjoy Club

With faces like yours, who needs prohibition? (ouch)

And the Men Rejoiced

Angry Women Need a Cause

The More the Merrier

Nobody Lovingly Follows a Harsh Dictator

Passive Agressive

Let the Love Flow


Change the world lovingly

ohmygoodness... these women look SO furious!

Anonymous said...

I misspelled "aggressive"! in my "passive aggressive" entry!

Unknown said...

Sign in the whorehouse window:

Help Needed : Apply Within

Two Dog Pond said...

Ha ha ha ha... this is going to be a tought contest! There are already some really clever ones submitted.

svelteSTUFF said...
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svelteSTUFF said...

Oh, this one is just TOO fun to stop now!! Rachel, you have outdone yourself on this one!!

'Where is the nearest bar??'

'...but a man NEEDS his 'beer goggles' for You baby!'

svelteSTUFF said...


she dreams big! said...

Sponsored by the 'Panties in a Bunch' gang.

All the comments are all too funny!

Shara said...

Excuses, excuses, excuses.

Anonymous said...

Prude Club Motto.....


lynn bowes said...

"Lips that touch mine will need liquor times nine"

(Lips that touch beer shall come over here - hahahahahahaha!!!!)

Unknown said...

Bottoms Up!

Kitty said...

The "sour grapes" bunch

We/They could all use a stiff drink

Honey, he'd need the whole bottle to even consider it!

Because our beauty and charm are intoxicating enough

Absinthe or Abstinence?

Ya, hard choice!

Seriously? Make mine a double!

Over the lips, through the gums, look out stomach here it comes!


Kitty said...

What if I use a straw?

Cinder said...

I found this quote last night and I thought it might work with this lovely photo...."A sense of wrongdoing is an enhancement to pleasure." ~ Oliver Wendell Holmes

Vintage Revamped said...

But other areas are permitted!

Jan said...

They all wanted to be the leader of the pack.

Members of the in-crowd

Loves a party

Are we having fun yet?

Therese said...

church basement ladies

Kitty said...

not sure why, but after one more look at these sour pusses I found myself singing (and my last submission)

"if you're happy and you know it clap your hands!"

Unknown said...

They all look like they smell something rank!! so how about:

"Fess up, who ripped it?!!"

LynnW said...

Rachel, I'm not entering but I had to chime in! Oh those faces!

a Fellini casting call

Mean Girls

sorority sisters of I Eta Lemon

The Loyal Order of Teetotalers