Monday, June 14, 2010

Two Dog Pond Necklace Contest - Amazon Style

This week's necklace image is from an old movie poster. I chose it because we all have those days... why not have the perfect necklace to wear when you're feeling like ripping up a major overpass?!
The contest is simple: enter a phrase/word/caption/whatever you think would make you giggle to see on the back side of this image.
On Friday a winner will be chosen and rewarded with a soldered glass pendant on a 24" chain.
Thanks for playing! It makes my day to read all the fun comments you come up with, and I have a feeling they are cracking you up as well!

29 comments:

silver.work said...

out of estrogen

Jenny S said...

I told you to stop and ask for directions!!

T Lee said...

DON'T MESS WITH ME!

"A woman scorned, you'll never weather a more major storm"

"I'm really a sweetheart most of the time! I don't know what came over me?!"

A Giant Tirade is Imminent

You wouldn't like me when I'm angry

CAUTION: May whip out super powers suddenly

T Lee said...

I'm A Beast, BABY!!

Jessica said...

Don't make me angry

If mama ain't happy, then nobody's happy

What's your superpower?

Fierce

My way or the highway

silver.work said...

I have a little plaque hanging in my kitchen that says "Keep in mind that no matter how nasty I get, I'm holding back a little".

It's one of my favorite sayings EVAH!!!

Jackie said...

"I told you to stop and ask for directions" gets my vote. Hilarious!

Cinder says said...

Because I said so!

T Lee said...

love it silver.work!

Mia said...
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Mia said...

HaAaAAaAAaRrRyYYyY!

k and m said...

This is my moms favorite movie...no clue why but it is... I must tell her about this one!!! here are my entries...

I think I broke a nail!!!

Clearly it's stress related!!!

You've just discovered a new kind of PMS!!!

What will she do if she finds him?
Ball him up like a used Kleenex.

I'm going to pop your head like a Concord grape!!!

Natalie said...

I am Woman, hear me ROAR!

Bring it on!

More than YOU can handle!

Anything you can do, I can do BETTER!

Trendsetter

Who you callin' CRAZY?

she dreams big! said...

She had her own way of dealing with rush hour traffic.

she dreams big! said...

Why do I always think of another one as soon as I hit publish?

Beware! (or Danger!) Woman on a rampage!

or . . .

Extreme Road Rage!

T Lee said...

"One of you little pests had CHOCOLATE! I can smell it! Just hand it over and this can all stop!"

No Chocolate = Gigantic Trouble!

So, you got anymore wisecracks about women drivers? I didn't think so!

T Lee said...

the HAD should be HAS in that first one above...oops

Shara said...

Capital P.
Capital M.
Capital S.

Mia said...

My daughter (k and M) commented this is my favorite movie. I LOVE this old classic....when I first saw it LoNg ago...it scared the bee-jeebers out of me! I have this movie in VHS form thanks to some friends who purchased it as a joke...gotta go get it in DVD now....time for a movie!
Whenever I see this poster, I have to laugh....my friends and family have no clue how scary this was when I was little....but watching it now...so comical! Check out the giant hand....what special effects! LOL

So I say for Nancy, the wife whose encounter with ailens caused this growth spurt.... "Bring it on Harry, and your sweet little Honey, too!"

Two Dog Pond said...

Ha! Now I am going to have to watch this movie... I don't think I've ever watched it. I'll wait til after Friday so I can wear a necklace...
Does anyone else think she's way taller than 50 feet?
(My word verification is "eyenteat". I am not kidding)

Kitty said...

Everyone looks up to her

Dare I wear the 4 inch heels?

so hard to find a man that measures up

the original super model

All she ever wanted was to buy off the rack

King Kong called, free for dinner on Friday?

Anonymous said...

Who said "Good things come in small packages?"

:-) Jan

jfhamill@yahoo.com

Vikki said...

Do I have your attention?

The Summer Kitchen Girls said...

ha! this is great!
how about:

"It's time to take matters into your own hands"

"Time to get your big girl panties on"

"She was clearly getting too big for her britches"

oh...is this a fun one Rachel!

martie 41 said...

"Trust me. There is NO pick up the toys Fairy."

Elizabeth said...

"I'm hell on wheels"

"They only had decaf"

"I am a monster without my morning coffee"

Great contest :)

Beverly said...

This is so much fun!!!

How about:

Sorry, I'm having a hot flash

or

I hate male drivers

Kitty said...

All the ladies forgive me... but:

Why do they call it PMS? Cause Mad Cow was taken!

lee said...

"lisa never had trouble finding a taxi."