...it will come at no surprise that anything to do with farting was going to win this one! What does that say about all of us? I chose two winners; one subtle, one not so subtle so the pendant would appeal to everyone. Congratulations to Brighid of Brighid's Place for her winning entry of "Keep smiling. They'll never notice." and to Nicola of PMC Tips for her hysterically snarky comment from Jenny McCarthy of "My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away."
You are both winners! Flex one cheek and take a bow, ladies. Then send me an e-mail (firstname.lastname@example.org) with your mailing address and I will send you each your winning pendant on a chain.