It's almost Halloween, so I have chosen an image that is Quite Scary.Obviously you won't receive it in time for Halloween, but it's an image that you could wear all year long! It's Scary, It's Sexy, It's Vintage - what more could you ask?
Here's the contest: you think of clever sayings/quotes/hymns that would be perfect for this image and make your comments here. On Friday a winner will be chosen and rewarded with a soldered glass pendant on a 24" ball chain. Enter as often as you like - the more you enter, the more chuckles we all get! It's a win/win.
Hope you all have a spectacular week!
28 comments:
That tickles!
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My what big webbed hands you have...
Is that a fish in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me??
A white bathing suit?? Are you crazy?
I'd rather kiss a toad!
The story of my dating life, until I met my wonderful husband.
Dating sucks
ewwww, get some Listerine already!
I asked for Mr. Limpet...
Bachelor #3 just didn't live up to her expectations
Rach, it looks like all she has to do is reach in and hug him... her chest would put his eyes out!
LOL... and my security word is "whooter".. the universe thinks her hooters are her best defense too!
He left her breathless.
Ready The Torpedoes!
Let's just be friends
You take my breath away.
I love 'Dating Sucks'.
'Ready the Torpedoes' is also a great one.
This is getting out of hand
Worth the Wait
Two wrongs don't always make a right
Stink Bait
my mother told me there would be days like this
normally i like red lipstick, but....
keep your claws to yourself
i'm always at the wrong place at the wrong time
He's not the only creature she's screaming about
ahh...newlyweds
finally, a nice guy gets a good girl
really, red lipstick on a green suit?!?
at least the costume is original
Megan
It's a love-hate relationship.
Never Fails: I show up and he looks nothing like his profile pic. He turns out to be a cross dressing wierdo in bad need a manicure. Story. Of. My. Life!
Till death do us part...
Going to the chapel....
I just see Jane Russell talking about the Cross Your Heart 18 hour bra! bahahahaha
A hair raising experience!
Looks like what I would imagine speed dating would feel like. Another bonus of already being married.
I can't think of anything this time! Recent surgery has left me un-snarky for the time being.
~Heatherj
Ok so here are my 'clean' ideas (I can't publish the naughty ones I'm afraid!)
'Eeeew -slimy!"
"Is that a gill in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me"
"Green is so NOT my colour!"
"Sheesh, what a girls gotta go through to meet her Prince ..."
"But he owns a Ferrari"
He says ...
"Of all the Lagoons in all of the world she had to drift into MINE"
"Crap. This one is noisy."
She realized she should have stuck with the Creep from the Blue Lagoon.
My Hero!
The divorce being final... priceless
Beast of Burden
Freak out!!!
No more Mr Nice Guy
Beauty and the Beast
She wished she would have gotten her points across!
"It's a nice day for a white wedding!" (Billy Idol)
Marilyn Manson and Katy Perry
pre-breakup ;)
(see the guys coming after him in the background)
Creature: "Spear" me your drama dear, I've got gills, they don't"
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