Monday, October 25, 2010

Two Dog Pond Necklace Contest - Almost Halloween

It's almost Halloween, so I have chosen an image that is Quite Scary.
Obviously you won't receive it in time for Halloween, but it's an image that you could wear all year long! It's Scary, It's Sexy, It's Vintage - what more could you ask?
Here's the contest: you think of clever sayings/quotes/hymns that would be perfect for this image and make your comments here. On Friday a winner will be chosen and rewarded with a soldered glass pendant on a 24" ball chain. Enter as often as you like - the more you enter, the more chuckles we all get! It's a win/win.
Hope you all have a spectacular week!

28 comments:

Ladyfishfelt said...

That tickles!

or

My what big webbed hands you have...

Jenny S said...

Is that a fish in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me??

A white bathing suit?? Are you crazy?

Kathy said...

I'd rather kiss a toad!

Kitty said...

The story of my dating life, until I met my wonderful husband.

Dating sucks

ewwww, get some Listerine already!

I asked for Mr. Limpet...

Bachelor #3 just didn't live up to her expectations

Rach, it looks like all she has to do is reach in and hug him... her chest would put his eyes out!

LOL... and my security word is "whooter".. the universe thinks her hooters are her best defense too!

H2OMelonmom said...

He left her breathless.

T Lee said...

Ready The Torpedoes!

Let's just be friends

Natalie said...

You take my breath away.

ikkiVa said...

I love 'Dating Sucks'.
'Ready the Torpedoes' is also a great one.

Jessica said...

This is getting out of hand

Worth the Wait

Two wrongs don't always make a right

Stink Bait

Therese said...

my mother told me there would be days like this

Therese said...

normally i like red lipstick, but....

Therese said...

keep your claws to yourself

Therese said...

i'm always at the wrong place at the wrong time

Anonymous said...

He's not the only creature she's screaming about

ahh...newlyweds

finally, a nice guy gets a good girl

really, red lipstick on a green suit?!?

at least the costume is original

Megan

Vintage Revamped said...

It's a love-hate relationship.

T Lee said...

Never Fails: I show up and he looks nothing like his profile pic. He turns out to be a cross dressing wierdo in bad need a manicure. Story. Of. My. Life!

Bernie said...

Till death do us part...

Bernie said...

Going to the chapel....

T Lee said...

I just see Jane Russell talking about the Cross Your Heart 18 hour bra! bahahahaha

Deb said...

A hair raising experience!

Anonymous said...

Looks like what I would imagine speed dating would feel like. Another bonus of already being married.

I can't think of anything this time! Recent surgery has left me un-snarky for the time being.
~Heatherj

sue said...

Ok so here are my 'clean' ideas (I can't publish the naughty ones I'm afraid!)

'Eeeew -slimy!"

"Is that a gill in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me"

"Green is so NOT my colour!"

"Sheesh, what a girls gotta go through to meet her Prince ..."

"But he owns a Ferrari"



He says ...
"Of all the Lagoons in all of the world she had to drift into MINE"

"Crap. This one is noisy."

Anonymous said...

She realized she should have stuck with the Creep from the Blue Lagoon.

Wendy said...

My Hero!

Kitty said...

The divorce being final... priceless

Bernie said...

Beast of Burden

Freak out!!!

No more Mr Nice Guy

Bernie said...

Beauty and the Beast

She wished she would have gotten her points across!

T Lee said...

"It's a nice day for a white wedding!" (Billy Idol)




Marilyn Manson and Katy Perry
pre-breakup ;)



(see the guys coming after him in the background)

Creature: "Spear" me your drama dear, I've got gills, they don't"