Monday, March 22, 2010

Two Dog Pond Necklace Contest - Beware!


As requested, this week's necklace contest image is a, ummm, blue weiner. The image is from an old Beginning Dictionary for the classroom first published in 1945. What were they thinking? Your assignment is to come up with the perfect caption for this image. Be it a quote (although I'm sure that Ghandi didn't say anything about a blue weiner...) a phrase, or a word, enter it here. Enter as often as you like, just keep it safe for all eyes to read. We don't want to burn any retinas.
Happy Birthday, Leah!
"Heads on your desk. Put on your thinking caps. Begin"

43 comments:

T Lee said...

Ok, I've heard of blue balls, but........

Jenny S said...

One fish, two fish
red fish, blue...hot dog???

Anonymous said...

(LOL, TLee!!)

One Cool Dawg

If only junk food actually looked unhealthy

When in doubt, throw it out

I blue-dog-dare you!

Dare to be Different

Marketing Mistakes

Eeeeewwwww

Um, No Thanks.

Unidentified Food Object

Artists Shouldn't Cook


~Heatherj

Anonymous said...

and of course, I must add...

Blue Dog Pond


>grin<
Heatherj

Two Dog Pond said...

so far so good.... TLee - borderline.

T Lee said...

yeah i know rachel...first thing i thought though...so i went way out on that limb...hope it doesn't snap off! :) it was just a joke...k!?

oh and my word verification is perfect: pecki

T Lee said...

"Cold dog-naked-to go" Varsity

My dog is singin' the blues

Vintage Christine said...

If we could talk, we'd say "YUMMY"!! -- The Blue Man Group

T Lee said...

Smurf dog walkin'

What color is the chili?

So, that's how they get those giant vitamins down!!

At least its not green?! GAG

Fun with Playdough

School Lunch. Comes with a side of flourescent orange Cheeto's.

Where is this on the food pyramid?

Jan said...

Wild blue wonder

Blue spirited

Dogs age

She had a blue, wild streak.

Shara said...

Reason #12 Why I am a Vegetarian.

Shara said...

Mustard's Last Stand.

T Lee said...

Rachel...truly don't want to or mean to offend...please remove if you want to.

Shara said...

Blue Ribbon Weiner

(I'm done now) ;o)

LemonyRenee' said...

I cannot offer anything funnier than suggestion #1. ROTFLOL!

T Lee said...

well...at least i see i am not alone in my borderline humor. i thank heather and lemony for having my warped sense of humor, too!

Jenny S said...

Tlee, I was going to say the same thing but you beat me to it....

decorator to the stars said...

WHEN YOU'RE FEELING BLUE HAVE A HOTDOG OR TWO

Becky said...

B is for Blue

Kitty said...

there's an expiration date?!

Americana Dog

Independence Day Dog

Mystery Meat

The NEW mystery meat

don't ask

hot dog: (also known as a frankfurter, frank, wiener, or weenie) is a moist sausage of soft, even texture and flavor, often made from advanced meat recovery or meat slurry.

Frank was feeling a little blue

Jessica said...

All American Hotdog

I'm so blue without you.

Natalie said...

"Is it cold in here?"

"You're looking a little blue."

"Don't be blue. You're perfect the way you are."

"Blue-tiful" in it's own way.

T Lee said...

"DAWG! Why you so blue?" Randy from American Idol

Bernie said...

"Holy blue hotdog!!"

svelteSTUFF said...

Water's TOO COLD!!
(sorry, couldn't resist!!)

I've been dreamin' of this one...

Mollie Spieker said...

Wow. A thoroughly perplexing image! Good job! Well...I have to say it....delete if you must!

"Bite me!"

And here's one that's a bit tamer:

"Blueberry Tubesteak--not for the faint of heart."

JAS said...

Seriously?

silver.work said...

Okay, who's the guy who does the Blue Dog paintings? George Rodriguez I think? Maybe there's a correlation here - Blue Dog, blue weiner, blue weiner dog.

Hey, would this turn your lips blue like a blue popsicle?

T Lee said...

REMEMBER: You are what you eat!

T Lee said...

Is this ODD, or is just ME?!

silver.work said...

Am I blue?
You'd be too.
Ain't these tears in my eyes
Tellin' you?


. . . runs off singing . . .

T Lee said...

just hit me that the blue weiner looks very similar to the "It's A Boy" bubblegum cigars!! :)

T Lee said...

cold weiner, warm buns

Anonymous said...

Designer Dogs

I dare you!

Bold American Fare

When Artists Cook

Think before you eat

Not all dogs bite


~Heatherj

lee said...

you may already be a weiner.

“Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs.”
Dwight D. Eisenhower (1890-1969)

“The main problem in marriage is that, for a man, sex is a hunger - like eating. If a man is hungry and can't get to a fancy French restaurant, he'll go to a hot dog stand.”
Joan Fontaine

lee said...

not everyone gets to be the weiner. sometimes it's okay to be the bun.

Mollie Spieker said...

Odd but Awesome.

Deb said...

Vegetarians are never blue :-)

Vintage Revamped said...

It's not as bad as it looks.

stephtow said...

Wouldn't you be blue if you weren't a foot long?!?

T Lee said...

stephtow...cheeky and suggestive, yet innocent. LOL I call borderline (wink)

Two Dog Pond said...

...and now it's time to pick a wiener - it's not going to be easy!!!

stephtow said...

T Lee...there's only a handful of sayings for a picture of a blue hotdog that are somewhat innocent. . .at least I had that problem!!