Miss Kitty - I have declared you this week's winner with your entry of "How would John Wayne handle this?" By the time it got from my eyes to my brain, it had turned into "What Would John Wayne Do?" or WWJWD (I hope you don't mind I twisted your entry a bit...)
While the soldering iron was heating up, I googled WWJWD just to make sure it was original. It's not, but that's OK, 'cause I think John Wayne would just keep on goin' with it. Heck - he'd probably just shoot the google and do what's right-Make Miss Kitty her necklace.
Here's what I found:
From the Urban Dictionary: What Would John Wayne Do - often used in trying to talk a friend down from a potentially socially dangerous situation.
There you have it! Miss Kitty - your necklace is in the mail and on its way to you.
For those of you who know me personally - you will be happy to know that I stopped the "I'm letting my hair grow" nonsense and had it all cut back off. Whew! I feel like myself again.