This week's Two Dog Pond Necklace Contest is Bon - with her entry of "I have a message for you." But that's naughty - you might think... when and where would a person ever wear that necklace? Well, says I - consider this scenario:The Boss: Do you have that 11 page report I asked for yesterday? I put a sticky note on your desk at 4:30. I think it fell under your chair 'cause it wasn't really sticky.
You: Yesterday was my 25th wedding anniversary. Michelle Obama and the Dali Lama flew in to celebrate with us - we had a marvelous dinner. I left early yesterday, remember? You gave me permission.
The Boss: Who cares. Have that report on my desk by 9:30.
You: It's 9:25.The Boss: Then why are you standing here telling me about your personal life. Get going.You: {with a sweet smile on your face and your middle finger on your chin} I have a message for you.The Boss: Who cares. And where did you get that necklace?You: Two Dog Pond.The Boss: Get another one and wrap it up for my wife. Our 50th Anniversary is next week. She said she wants jewelry and I think she'd love it.You: I'm sure she would.
See? That pendant is not so bad....